Fuck me I nearly slashed my wrist's, the fucking tedium of trawling through what amounts to a couple of fairy tales loosely cobbled together with lists of people that today would be locked away in a soft walled cell.
Answers in genesis, are there any? Yes! Shocked, don't be, the answers in genesis, are the answers to the following questions.
- Did some people in ancient Canaan spend too much time in the sun ?
- Did they sit around campfires getting shitfaced telling each other bullshit stories ?
- Were they averse to some man on man loving ?
- Were Wives and Daughters equal in status to livestock ?
- Was it Ok to whore out the said Wives, Daughters and Widows of family members ?
- Was killing an unwanted suitor acceptable practice ?
- Is incest acceptable in polite society?
- Is the Idea of god the product of a seriously deranged imagination ?
- Could you get, feed and keep specimens of the worlds animal population in your local kwik E mart for ten month's ?
- Has modern science discovered anything that some uneducated camel shagger may not of been aware of 6,000 years ago ?
- Was there an astrological base for the judean /christian/islamic/mormon mythos ?
If these are the questions you are asking yes the answers are there. If however your questions are where did the universe/man/animals etc. come from. then you are as bat shit crazy as the lunatic family we have just been reading about.
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