Sunday, 19 October 2008

Leviticus 18

1And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

You would have thought after this latest sexually charged liason with Aaron he would have talked to him too.

2Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, I am the LORD your God.

In case they were perhaps blaming Moses from dragging them out of Egypt.

3After the doings of the land of Egypt, wherein ye dwelt, shall ye not do: and after the doings of the land of Canaan, whither I bring you, shall ye not do: neither shall ye walk in their ordinances.

4Ye shall do my judgments, and keep mine ordinances, to walk therein: I am the LORD your God.

Ok Ok we got. You are god, not Moses....Honest!

5Ye shall therefore keep my statutes, and my judgments: which if a man do, he shall live in them: I am the LORD.

6None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.

7The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

8The nakedness of thy father's wife shalt thou not uncover: it is thy father's nakedness.

9The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born abroad, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover.

10The nakedness of thy son's daughter, or of thy daughter's daughter, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover: for theirs is thine own nakedness.

11The nakedness of thy father's wife's daughter, begotten of thy father, she is thy sister, thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

12Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's sister: she is thy father's near kinswoman.

13Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister: for she is thy mother's near kinswoman.

14Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's brother, thou shalt not approach to his wife: she is thine aunt.

15Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy daughter in law: she is thy son's wife; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

16Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy brother's wife: it is thy brother's nakedness.

17Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; for they are her near kinswomen: it is wickedness.

18Neither shalt thou take a wife to her sister, to vex her, to uncover her nakedness, beside the other in her life time.

19Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.

20Moreover thou shalt not lie carnally with thy neighbour's wife, to defile thyself with her.

Was not Pharoah Abraham's Neighbour ? Was not Potiphar Joseph's neighbour ? Is the eternal one whose thought is law changing his mind again ?

21And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.

The Amplified bible gives this alternative..... 21You shall not give any of your children to pass through the fire and sacrifice them to Molech [the fire god], nor shall you profane the name of your God [by giving it to false gods]. I am the Lord.

Molech is an ancient Owl god I will cover him more in the next chapter.

Obviously god doesn't follow his own laws

Which brings us to this verse

22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

This is the one the god botherer's bring up incessantly. To justify thier fear and prejudice against the Gay Community.Well I found this a few weeks ago A chap called Bruce L Gerig has an interesting take on this.

My thought's are...Is this really the same god that had all night "wrestling" sessions with Jacob , not to mention the other references to Gay Sex so far strewn throughout the bible.

23Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Again is this the same god that was just in the big tent with Aaron or have we got here laws coming from Moses god as opposed to Jethro god. Perhaps as a direct result of Moses hearing about the "goings on" with his brother.

24Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:

25And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants.

So any land that ever has had a goat fucker or a sheep shagger is defiled....I am sure there are many lands that have never housed such people...

26Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you:

27(For all these abominations have the men of the land done, which were before you, and the land is defiled;)

28That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you.

29For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.

I think this confirms Moses heard of the goings on.

30Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any one of these abominable customs, which were committed before you, and that ye defile not yourselves therein: I am the LORD your God.
Here he goes again with the emphatic I AM DE LARD YOUR'E GAWD shit really!!

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