Thursday, 24 January 2008

Introduction......Genesis 1


Baal's bum here I bid you welcome.

Here we will see the truth in the bible and how science just will not not stand up against the word of god

Anal Icing Jenny's sis


In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.


Sorry quick qestion here, the beginning of what?
2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
I know it's inconveniant but didn't the Earth just get created? How is it without form? I can't help but notice but theres no sun yet call me old fashioned but could you really describe super cooled H2O as water

3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. 4And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. 5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
Um... still no sun

6And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
Ah! Firmament must mean the atmosphere (cue Russ Abbot)

7And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. 8And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. 9And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
He must have really formed the earth by now.

10And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good. 11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. 12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
All this vegetation,trees with fruit all in a day and with no sun for photosynthesis cool!

13And the evening and the morning were the third day. 14And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: 15And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. 16And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
Great we now have the sun and OK. I know I am quibbling here but we still on this day thing but Einstein states the speed of light is constant. Does it not take the light from Proxima centuri about 4.2 years to get here?

17And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
Hang on I thought it said this firmament thingy whatever it was seperated the up waters from the down waters have I missed something?

18And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good. 19And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. 20And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 22And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
Wow! I am Impressed in one day he had time after all that creating to teach things how to fly and fuck, eat and shit.
23And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. 24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. 25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Who's this ""US"" he's talking to he never mentioned any help before?

27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. 29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
If this man was vegetarian as this implies, why the fuck does god feel he has to say it will be as meat
30And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
Or does he mean like mint for lamb.

31And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.


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1 comment:

watercat said...

God catch. He doesn't say anything about creating heat with that light, so how is there liquid water? And how were plants and bushes grow in solid ice? Lol.

I ran through this a while back and came out with a diagram like yours but a little different. It's here
http://www.godlesscolumbia.org/2008/09/reading-scripture_05.html

 
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