Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Deuteronomy 6

1Now these are the commandments, the statutes, and the judgments, which the LORD your God commanded to teach you, that ye might do them in the land whither ye go to possess it:

2That thou mightest fear the LORD thy God, to keep all his statutes and his commandments, which I command thee, thou, and thy son, and thy son's son, all the days of thy life; and that thy days may be prolonged.

As I said earlier Fear is not Love

3Hear therefore, O Israel, and observe to do it; that it may be well with thee, and that ye may increase mightily, as the LORD God of thy fathers hath promised thee, in the land that floweth with milk and honey.

4Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:

Again an implication there are other gods

5And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might. .

6And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:

7And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.

8And thou shalt bind them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes.

9And thou shalt write them upon the posts of thy house, and on thy gates.

10And it shall be, when the LORD thy God shall have brought thee into the land which he sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give thee great and goodly cities, which thou buildedst not,

11And houses full of all good things, which thou filledst not, and wells digged, which thou diggedst not, vineyards and olive trees, which thou plantedst not; when thou shalt have eaten and be full;

Do you think these religious leaders would be happy if they got home after spouting their shit about de love of de lard and found a herd of homeless jews squatting in their mansions proclaiming god had given it to them ?

12Then beware lest thou forget the LORD, which brought thee forth out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

Do they have a strap on night to remember this ?

13Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name.

I'll do better than that I will swear at his name....jahweh, jehova, allah or whatever your fuckwit followers want to call you, I think you are a malevolent imaginary cunt and a total bastard on the side.

14Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you;

Definitely other gods then

15(For the LORD thy God is a jealous God among you) lest the anger of the LORD thy God be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the earth.

Worrying about his genitalia again

16Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.

No don't tempt him like that he don't like it he wants to be tempted with some nice firm youthful masculine buttocks

17Ye shall diligently keep the commandments of the LORD your God, and his testimonies, and his statutes, which he hath commanded thee.

18And thou shalt do that which is right and good in the sight of the LORD: that it may be well with thee, and that thou mayest go in and possess the good land which the LORD sware unto thy fathers.

But what is wrong to any sensible,thoughtful caring person

19To cast out all thine enemies from before thee, as the LORD hath spoken.

They didn't really have any until Jethro put these daft Ideas into Moses head.

20And when thy son asketh thee in time to come, saying, What mean the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which the LORD our God hath commanded you?

21Then thou shalt say unto thy son, We were Pharaoh's bondmen in Egypt; and the LORD brought us out of Egypt with a mighty hand:

22And the LORD shewed signs and wonders, great and sore, upon Egypt, upon Pharaoh, and upon all his household, before our eyes:

Shit happened and Moses gave his imaginary friend the credit.

23And he brought us out from thence, that he might bring us in, to give us the land which he sware unto our fathers.

24And the LORD commanded us to do all these statutes, to fear the LORD our God, for our good always, that he might preserve us alive, as it is at this day.

25And it shall be our righteousness, if we observe to do all these commandments before the LORD our God, as he hath commanded us.

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