Genesis 37

Genesis 37

¹And Jacob dwelt in the land wherein his father was a stranger, in the land of Canaan.

²These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was feeding the flock with his brethren; and the lad was with the sons of Bilhah, and with the sons of Zilpah, his father's wives: and Joseph brought unto his father their evil report.

Grassing on your brothers ? Fuck if he was my son I would give him a whippin' surely even in this family you would expect some morality.

³Now Israel loved Joseph more than all his children, because he was the son of his old age: and he made him a coat of many colours.

Perhaps this was Israel's way of making sure everyone knew he was a grass. Make him stand out in a crowd.

⁴And when his brethren saw that their father loved him more than all his brethren, they hated him, and could not speak peaceably unto him.

Can't blame them does your street cred no good to be associated with a grass.

⁵And Joseph dreamed a dream, and he told it his brethren: and they hated him yet the more.

⁶And he said unto them, Hear, I pray you, this dream which I have dreamed:

Oh yes "dreams" were his fathers excuse for aberrant behaviour.

⁷For, behold, we were binding sheaves in the field, and, lo, my sheaf arose, and also stood upright; and, behold, your sheaves stood round about, and made obeisance to my sheaf.

⁸And his brethren said to him, Shalt thou indeed reign over us? or shalt thou indeed have dominion over us? And they hated him yet the more for his dreams, and for his words.
⁹And he dreamed yet another dream, and told it his brethren, and said, Behold, I have dreamed a dream more; and, behold, the sun and the moon and the eleven stars made obeisance to me.
"The eleven stars", perhaps the universe was a lot smaller back then, or there was much light pollution from all those halo's in that area.
¹⁰And he told it to his father, and to his brethren: and his father rebuked him, and said unto him, What is this dream that thou hast dreamed? Shall I and thy mother and thy brethren indeed come to bow down ourselves to thee to the earth?
¹¹And his brethren envied him; but his father observed the saying.
¹²And his brethren went to feed their father's flock in Shechem.
¹³And Israel said unto Joseph, Do not thy brethren feed the flock in Shechem? come, and I will send thee unto them. And he said to him, Here am I.
¹⁴And he said to him, Go, I pray thee, see whether it be well with thy brethren, and well with the flocks; and bring me word again. So he sent him out of the vale of Hebron, and he came to Shechem.
¹⁵And a certain man found him, and, behold, he was wandering in the field: and the man asked him, saying, What seekest thou?
¹⁶And he said, I seek my brethren: tell me, I pray thee, where they feed their flocks.
¹⁷And the man said, They are departed hence; for I heard them say, Let us go to Dothan. And Joseph went after his brethren, and found them in Dothan.
¹⁸And when they saw him afar off, even before he came near unto them, they conspired against him to slay him.
¹⁹And they said one to another, Behold, this dreamer cometh.
²⁰Come now therefore, and let us slay him, and cast him into some pit, and we will say, Some evil beast hath devoured him: and we shall see what will become of his dreams.
Pit is translated from the hebrew word shoel Shoel is also translated as grave and hell at different times in the bible.
²¹And Reuben heard it, and he delivered him out of their hands; and said, Let us not kill him.
²²And Reuben said unto them, Shed no blood, but cast him into this pit that is in the wilderness, and lay no hand upon him; that he might rid him out of their hands, to deliver him to his father again.
²³And it came to pass, when Joseph was come unto his brethren, that they stript Joseph out of his coat, his coat of many colours that was on him;
²⁴And they took him, and cast him into a pit: and the pit was empty, there was no water in it.
²⁵And they sat down to eat bread: and they lifted up their eyes and looked, and, behold, a company of Ishmeelites came from Gilead with their camels bearing spicery and balm and myrrh, going to carry it down to Egypt.
²⁶And Judah said unto his brethren, What profit is it if we slay our brother, and conceal his blood?
Wouldn't Judah make his grandfather proud ?
²⁷Come, and let us sell him to the Ishmeelites, and let not our hand be upon him; for he is our brother and our flesh. And his brethren were content.

²⁸Then there passed by Midianites merchantmen; and they drew and lifted up Joseph out of the pit, and sold Joseph to the Ishmeelites for twenty pieces of silver: and they brought Joseph into Egypt.
²⁹And Reuben returned unto the pit; and, behold, Joseph was not in the pit; and he rent his clothes.
³⁰And he returned unto his brethren, and said, The child is not; and I, whither shall I go?
³¹And they took Joseph's coat, and killed a kid of the goats, and dipped the coat in the blood;
³²And they sent the coat of many colours, and they brought it to their father; and said, This have we found: know now whether it be thy son's coat or no.
³³And he knew it, and said, It is my son's coat; an evil beast hath devoured him; Joseph is without doubt rent in pieces.
How is it this family, the epitome of untrustworthiness are so trusting in their own family where experience and tradition should have taught them all."My Family are a bunch of Fucking Lowlife Double Dealing Cunts"
³⁴And Jacob rent his clothes, and put sackcloth upon his loins, and mourned for his son many days.
³⁵And all his sons and all his daughters rose up to comfort him; but he refused to be comforted; and he said, For I will go down into the grave unto my son mourning. Thus his father wept for him.³⁶And the Midianites sold him into Egypt unto Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh's, and captain of the guard.