Monday, 31 January 2011

1 Samuel 16

 1And the LORD said unto Samuel, How long wilt thou mourn for Saul, seeing I have rejected him from reigning over Israel? fill thine horn with oil, and go, I will send thee to Jesse the Bethlehemite: for I have provided me a king among his sons.

Here again a intimation that Sam and Saul were lovers, who else mourns for someone still alive?

 2And Samuel said, How can I go? if Saul hear it, he will kill me. And the LORD said, Take an heifer with
thee, and say, I am come to sacrifice to the LORD.

Curious that the all powerful one needs to rely on subterfuge just to outwit a mere mortal.

 3And call Jesse to the sacrifice, and I will shew thee what thou shalt do: and thou shalt anoint unto me him whom I name unto thee.

Again with the oiling up of a young boy, I have to ask, Isn it any wonder that many divisions of the so called Abrahamic religions are endemic with paedophilia?
 4And Samuel did that which the LORD spake, and came to Bethlehem. And the elders of the town trembled at his coming, and said, Comest thou peaceably?

Parkinsons or ecstasy

 5And he said, Peaceably: I am come to sacrifice unto the LORD: sanctify yourselves, and come with me to the sacrifice. And he sanctified Jesse and his sons, and called them to the sacrifice.

He has come to peaceably rip out the throat of an innocent animal.

 6And it came to pass, when they were come, that he looked on Eliab, and said, Surely the LORD's anointed is before him.
 7But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.
 8Then Jesse called Abinadab, and made him pass before Samuel. And he said, Neither hath the LORD chosen this.
 9Then Jesse made Shammah to pass by. And he said, Neither hath the LORD chosen this.
 10Again, Jesse made seven of his sons to pass before Samuel. And Samuel said unto Jesse, The LORD hath not chosen these.
 11And Samuel said unto Jesse, Are here all thy children? And he said, There remaineth yet the youngest, and, behold, he keepeth the sheep. And Samuel said unto Jesse, Send and fetch him: for we will not sit down till he come hither.

Why am I not surprised? The Priest wants a young boy. the younger the better?

Things don't seem to change no matter how fucking disgusting it is

 12And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he.
 13Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward. So Samuel rose up, and went to Ramah.
 14But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.
 15And Saul's servants said unto him, Behold now, an evil spirit from God troubleth thee.
 16Let our lord now command thy servants, which are before thee, to seek out a man, who is a cunning player on an harp: and it shall come to pass, when the evil spirit from God is upon thee, that he shall play with his hand, and thou shalt be well.
 17And Saul said unto his servants, Provide me now a man that can play well, and bring him to me.
 18Then answered one of the servants, and said, Behold, I have seen a son of Jesse the Bethlehemite, that is cunning in playing, and a mighty valiant man, and a man of war, and prudent in matters, and a comely person, and the LORD is with him.
 19Wherefore Saul sent messengers unto Jesse, and said, Send me David thy son, which is with the sheep.
 20And Jesse took an ass laden with bread, and a bottle of wine, and a kid, and sent them by David his son unto Saul.
 21And David came to Saul, and stood before him: and he loved him greatly; and he became his armourbearer.

Armour bearer? A way of saying he sheathed his pork sword perhaps
 22And Saul sent to Jesse, saying, Let David, I pray thee, stand before me; for he hath found favour in my sight.
 23And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.

Harp? Is it a coincidence that you play a "Jews Harp" by putting it in your mouth?.